Welcome to new home of TBT, Hekayas and Breaking news. Join me on a journey down memory lane as we review our rich history in pictures, short stories and eye witness accounts.
One afternoon after successfully towing a truck from Tana Delta to Msa Muarabu summoned me into his spacious air conditioned office and after his usual unprintable greetings was offered a seat alafu karushiwa note book and he instructed me to make a list of our best drivers, Muarabu sio mtu wa kuulizwa maswali akikuambia jump unajump so being very curious I penned down four of our best drivers. Deree wawili mimi ndio nilikua nimewaleta na hao wengine had found them there in the kambuni. I handed him the list na after kusoma majina akacheka kaa ananirushia diary yake where he had scrolled down the same names that were on my list. Its then that he told me about his latest contract of which he was to transport 4 high value containers to the capital and that’s why he needed his best derees. We then got down to analyzing them one by one. On top we had Kigen, a crazy Kipsigis who had been with the company for over 20 yrs, yeye ndie alianza maneno ya kufunga barabara ukipat...
In the late 80s after clearing high school I was a kanda ya moko in Githurai while waiting to go to college, Githurai was growing at a rapid pace na kazi zilikua kibao, mshahala ilikua 40 bob per day which was more than enough for a teenager who had no obligations, didn’t drink, didn’t smoke and was paying no rent, pesa yote ilikua yakununua nguo and the kaoccasional movie Kenya Cinema or 20 th century, slices siku hizo zilikuaanga free na ata sikuzingine nilikua nalinga vile zilikua mob. One bag of cement was going for 85 bob and y12 53 bob. bei ya beer I think was less than 4 bob and bus fare to tao was 1 bob. Siku moja tukikoroga gorofa hapo Kungsfarm @4makind you know the place, nikaambiwa naitwa na sis, alikua na an official looking letter na nikaifungua haraka haraka, the letter was from Kabete Technical Institute and I had 3 weeks to report, I showed the foreman the letter and demanded my days wages on the spot, my days kwa mjengo were over. The days flew and in early Sep...
One time, I discovered that my husband Mureithi was cheating on me with a certain lady who worked in a company that were clients to my husband. Mureithi was working as a salesman and his biggest client was based in Rwanda. As mama shaitani, there's no way I could let a sin go unpunished. So I went to the jugular. I got the lady fired, got Mureithi fired and notified the lady's husband that his wife was cheating with my husband. Naturally, the lady was divorced and I got this husband some job in Nairobi, the same job Mureithi held. Meanwhile, Mureithi got a job in Canada and flew away. My revenge was not complete yet. Soon, loneliness set in. My business want doing well either. Stress ikaanza kuingia. Add dryspell to the mix. Then I remembered my Rwandese friend and thought that ferking him would not be a very bad idea. After all, Mureithi had ferked his wife (dryfry, definitely, coz he's allergic to latex, which is an excuse he uses to feel good pouring inside) after fe...
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